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Levan – Apfelstrudel EP
March 31, 2009, 3:12 am
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Its title track Apfelstrudel; a real nyce, super tight, stripped out smartly layered groover that does it for me. All cow bell and no frills.

Levan – Apfelstrudel (Original Mix)
Levan – Apfelstrudel (Autistic Minimal Revolution Remix)
Levan – Fabi (Original Mix)
Levan – Fabi (Frenkie V Remix)



Schlachthofbronx and Soca
March 31, 2009, 12:23 am
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Inspired by my matey Murkules I’ve been vibein on some Schlachthofbronx. Describing themselves as a cake mixture of “kuduro, uk funky, bassline, dubstep, bootyhouse, miami bass and b-more” – they’ve cooked up a rich sponge of bass and bounce. Be sure to keep yo yeye peel fodem.

Download Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx remix)

Download Dizzee – Stand Up Tall (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Download Schlachthofbronx – Ghettosuperstar

Download Schlachthofbronx-poppin

Download Madera Limpia – La Lenta (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Download Schlachthofbronx – We Nah Fraid

Download Schlachthofbronx-fatthing remix

And I couldn’t resist envisaging the socasummer to come…

Download Bunji Garlin – Clear De Road

Download Machel Montano – Won’t Stop

Download Machel Montano – Wild Antz

Download Blaxx – Tusty

March 30, 2009, 11:24 pm
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OK. I still haven’t received my Mactop from the Apple repair fassclaughts. This is getting beyond long! Im itching to upload some fresh new mixes and ting but there’s nothing on my mums laptop (which is currently playing stand in) that the blogs ready for. She invented DONK back in the late 70’s and is yards too future for you.

Anyway, until Im back in full operation I thought id bless you with this tasty little mix I recorded live at the splendid Unit 7 back in the 08. Its a full hour and fifteen of the ping-pang-pong, micro misdemeanors and straight up technotechnotechnotechno. Hope you enjoy.

Track List:

1. Stops – Intro
2. Aired – A.D.M
3. Chimps – (Jochen Trappe Mix) – Claude Von Stroke
4. Lowdown Brittle – Someone Else
5. Caffeine – Trapez
6. Zum Zum – Audiojack Mix
7. Fix This (2008 mix) – Mastiksoul
8. Khes – Dapayk
9. b1 – Andomat 3000 feat. F.l.O
10. Transheet – Paco Osuna
11. Never Again – Mark Broom
12. Doggie Dance – Trick Kubic
13. Missp – Phil kieran
14. Rekorder 10.1 – Rekorder
15. Kaliber 13 b1 – kaliber
16. Minimood – Roberto Procaccini
17. ?
18. The chomper – (LSD Version) – Popof
19. Dancing Bears – Phil kieran Remix

splastique mix for unitz 7

Maetrik – Envy / Sweet Love
March 30, 2009, 10:35 pm
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Artist : Maetrik
Album : Envy
Genre : Techno
Label : Dumb-Unit Records
Date : 00-00-2009
Encoder : LAME 3.97 / -V2 –vbr-new
Quality : 199kbps 44100 kHz Joint Stereo
Time : 17:23 min
Size : 24.92 MB

A1 Envy 8:26
B1 Sweet Lovin 8:57


More telephony
March 30, 2009, 10:00 pm
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Continuing the use of the mobes as an instrument, and mildly reigniting the argument about whether donk is hactually nang:

Not quite telephones but along a similar vein is the classic DJ N.K – MSN Kuduro. Right click to download, click below to freak out.

Reppin’ Romford
March 30, 2009, 8:43 pm
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This is Phenomenon. Apparently he’s straight cockney …

March 30, 2009, 6:36 pm
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First clocked this breh on the super dope  Bok Bok and Manara mix they did for TRASH MENAGERIE and recently picked up a few of his tunes over at  IN ROBOTS WE TRUST. ( Which features a very similar introduction to this. Great Minds! )

He/she/it  makes funky, techy, ravey parcels of noise fun. Heavy on percussion and gritty synth work. Definitely not a reflection of the art work. Mr Spliffy anyone?

Gremino- The defender of rhythm EP

Be sure to show some love and visit the Gremino myspace where you can grab many more nangs…